Friday, May 15, 2009

Fun Fun !!




I bitch about work a lot . Ok, a LOT , but in my defence , it's rarely about the kids I teach . ( Ok, so in the privacy of my own home, maybe, just a little , sometimes )

As we all know , the majority of schools here are "for profit" and there is usually a fat so and so sitting at the top of the food chain , who had an excess of money lying around and decided that education was a great little money spinner. He then proceeded to get as many white faces and socially acceptable accents into the school for teaching purposes. These teacher's had qualifications from the correct corners of the globe and had all the appropriate experience.

Sad thing is , once he has gotten these people in , he usually proceeds to ignore all of their professional advice and experience , and cut costs in all the wrong areas. Such as investing in decent literature, facilities etc. Our school started off brilliantly , however we , as a staff have receive more than a few slaps in the face over the last couple of weeks.

That said , I just spent my Thursday night having a sleepover in my school with 14 kiddie winkles, swimming, baking cakes, dragging them around the hall on bed sheets and generally acting like lunatics. We weren't paid extra for this , and it was our suggestion to do it in the first place. I am so delighted to work with like minded staff who are motivated by the development of their kids rather than please the fat so and so . For any parents out there, particularly in Dubai , who feel disheartened by the education system here - please know that the teachers are doing their best - our hands are just tied most of the time !

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

nine months and counting ...

I could've cooked up a baby in that time ! Who knew PRO's could be so utterly USELESS! Is this the universe telling me to just GO HOME? I think I may have beaten the all time record to wait for a visa to be processed! Still nothing ! Can anyone beat this time frame?

Saturday, May 2, 2009

God's Busy... Can I Help? No? Ok, Only Joke, Look Only T-shirt, Me Joke.

I won't go into much detail of what happened during the Rage to the Extreme Concert that took place at the Palace Hotel in Bahrain on Thursday night. Many rock fans deemed the night one of the worst nights in Bahrain's history of hosting rock concerts.

The story is here and here.

Local musician Prasad Jayaruwa of the band Mushroom Massacre was pulled aside by CID officials before being escorted to the CID office in Adilya, Bahrain for sporting what they thought was an offensive t-shirt.

The t-shirt displayed a slogan which read "God's Busy... Can I Help?".

Conservative MPs in the lower house have often cautioned against allowing rock concerts in Bahrain, claiming that many of the people involved were implicated in "Satanic" practices.

The "offensive" T-shirt was confiscated and Prasad later returned to the venue wearing a new shirt bearing the image of pop star Craig David.

I knew it!! I knew it all along!! I always had this eerie and peculiar feeling about him. And now, it turns out he's Satan in the flesh, he's at the forefront, the vanguard for all these "Satanic" practices. Bahraini conservative MP's knew it all along, but for some reason they and the CID just decided, after intense negotiations, to unleash this crucial piece of information to the world. These conservative MP's have alot on their plate these days and they have asked us, the people, to help. We must act. It was always there in front of our eyes. Let us look at the facts;

From Craig David's song library;

7 DAYS

I met this girl on Monday
Took her for a drink on Tuesday
We were making love by Wednesday and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday
We chilled on Sunday

No one, I tell you no one can meet a girl on Monday and take her out for a drink on Tuesday and then make love on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday AND Saturday but STILL be there "chilling" on Sunday.
Normal men would be out the door by Thursday never to be seen.
What Craig David displays are super human powers, hence Satan.

WHAT'S YOUR FLAVA

You're what I need
I wanna taste you (taste you)
Take you home with me
You look so good
Good enough to eat

'Nuff said!!

HUMAN

Oh Lady
I'm only human
Of flesh and blood I'm made
I'm only human
Born to make mistakes

Liar!!, he looks human and everyone thinks he's human. Why is he labouring the point, has he something to hide?

And last but not least...

SHE'S ON FIRE

She's on fire tonight
She's on fire tonight
She's on fire tonight She's on fire, she's on fire
She's on fire tonight
She's on fire tonight
She's on fire tonight
She's on fire, she's on fire
She's on (fire)
She's on fire, (fire)
She's on fire, (fire)
She's on fire, told you before

This is too much!!

Thinking about it, I blame these conservative MP's for all the fallen victims.

Note: For all of you that thought Dick Cheney was the devil, suck it up. He's just a knob.